How would I start...?
Well... He is a big fan of gelatinous insects and ionic implosion. He enjoys collecting earthworms, sometimes they are his only comfort, but sometimes he puts them on a hook to catch a larger comfort - a fish. His musings about the universe, philosophy, a greater human experience, females, bitches, hoes and bitches (did I say that already?) gradually degenerate into a thoughtful orgy of hilarity. He continues to push the extremes of shampoo usage while consorting with mechanical engineers and singing in the bathroom with the engineers while using the shampoo (no homo). He is a versatile individual who can complicate a picnic, yet simply distill Zarathustra. He is a gentile force of nature, like a lukewarm breeze that offsets an areas delicate ecosystem and spawns a microbe which breeds a viral infection into the local drinking water. His antics strike a balance between insanity and genius - more on the insanity really. He started a fire in his friend’s bathroom - with wet matches. He can read. In his own head, not out loud - though it helps if he read out loud. He found a bag full of clothes at the airport - he is lucky. Have maintained a high maintenance girlfriend - he can maintain. He can type as fast as you can talk, if you wait for him to get it all down - even faster sometimes. He brings the Heat with him to everything he does. (Note: sexual harassment insurance premiums may go up if he take the Heat out). He likes animals and plants - he is responsible. He have both of his arms and all of his fingers - he is not unfortunate looking. He is highly motivated, energetic, passionate, dedicated, energetic, team-oriented, energetic, a creative thinker, passionate, dedicated (Did I mention energetic?) (Did I mention he brings the Heat?).
He also takes pretty photos:
Bye.
He also takes pretty photos:
Bye.
